Sexy Vampire Halloween Costume Ideas
At some point in recent human history, Vampires stopped being scary and they instead became sexy. Be a seductive, handsome G.Q. vampire with a dangerous edge this Halloween and hear the ladies swoon when you walk by. Here are some of the things that you're going to need:
A Stunning Face - If your face does not evoke the majestic proportions of Edward's jawline (from Twilight), then it's time to apply some make up and make yourself look immortal and youthfully perfect. Cover up your zits as best you can. Alternatively, you could also wear a mask.
Six-Pack Abs - Have you been doing sit ups until you're blue in the face so that you can have visible abs? The dedication is admirable, but that doesn’t work. The only way to have a six-pack like a handsome and mysterious vampire is to have a low body fat percentage. Who has time for that, though? Instead of exercise, draw the abs on with body paint!
Shirtless - What makes a sexy vampire isn't what he has, but rather what he lacks. Like shame, for example. When he walks around shirtless (which is frequently), a vampire is sure to pause in front of a victim of his choice both to flex his muscles and to determine her blood type.
Alternatively, if the party you're attending is being thrown by squares and you need to wear clothes, then the only color that you can wear is black. Make sure that the loose shirt with the flowy sleeves that you wear has a low neckline so that people can admire your chest hair. Go to a thrift store and find something that you think a young, sexy vampire would wear to the high school that he inexplicably attends even though he’s hundreds of years old.
Fangs - Finally, the implement of death. No vampire is complete without a pair of teeth to sink into his victim's flesh to bleed her dry. You can find fake teeth at just about any party store.
Fake Blood - If you don't mind staining your flawless face with some of your victim's blood, then by all means add to the authenticity. Let it dribble from your mouth or drink it from a pretentious wine glass. It's time to give the fan-girls at the party what they want! Be a handsome vampire and sweep everyone off their feet this Halloween.